This should be funny....

But it sounds soooo much like the "entitlement left" of our Country, and their leaders....
Subject: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast BlizzardMinorities Hit Hardestby Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snowcontinued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims whocould not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial suppliesof blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to survivingthe stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered."Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get outto buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his livingroom. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq wh! en we could be spending it here on me?"Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find thetiming terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kickinto high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his newmedications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sportingactivities of the glamourous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms."The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already aremounting! as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discoveredunderneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on theRepublicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that.More breaking news......Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware.Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to theunsuspecting consumer?I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and theRepublicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senateneeds to investigate this with administration people under oath.I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors ofher home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy bakingcookies for them! while her husband applies body heat to the nearlyfrozen teen-aged girls.