Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
February 27, 2006 Issue 42 09
WASHINGTON, DC In a press conference on the steps of the Capitol Monday, Congressional Democrats announced that, despite the scandals plaguing the Republican Party and widespread calls for change in Washington, their party will remain true to its hopeless direction.
'We are entirely capable of bungling this opportunity to regain control of the House and Senate and the trust of the American people,' Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said to scattered applause. 'It will take some doing, but we're in this for the long and pointless haul.' "
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