Sunday, April 23, 2006

No. Not Roosevelt Park....yet....


Charlotte Observer 04/21/2006 House beautiful now house befouled: "The noise, she said, sounded like an elephant belching.'Just braaaaaap,' Meg McCormick said. 'And then it was just...' She searched for words. 'It wasn't oozing, it wasn't rising, it was shooting.'
She was standing at the kitchen counter that night, having just been assured, she said, that the clog removal wouldn't do anything to her house. Now, from the counter, she could see into one of her bathrooms, and black gook was shooting skyward two feet from the bottom of the toilet bowl.
'It was,' she said, 'like we'd struck a small oil well.'"
Sorta like The Beverly Hillbillies without the money and the chick in the skimpy shorts.

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