"The tanned Duchess of Cambridge blew Michelle Obama out of the water."

Althouse: "The tanned Duchess of Cambridge blew Michelle Obama out of the water."
"'The tanned Duchess of Cambridge blew Michelle Obama out of the water.'

Insane Daily Mail headline.
It's supposed to relate to the fashion:

For their first meeting yesterday, Kate wore a simple but stylish £175 bandage dress in fashionable ‘nude’ from Reiss, one of the few truly British fashion brands left on the planet....

Michelle Obama, on the other hand, looked like a little girl in a too short pink bolero (I hate boleros – and only six-year-olds should wear pink!) that my fashion spies tell me is not even vintage, it’s just old."

Ouch.

Fashionable nude and impossible pink... apparently."