p r e s i d e n t i a l h a i k u

p r e s i d e n t i a l h a i k u:

Millard Fillmore:

Forgotten Millard

You will rock the mutton chops

And precede Pierce

Gerald Ford:

Named Leslie Lynch King

You changed your name to Gerald

Then fell off a plane

For the Yellow Jacket in my room:

stingy bug of hate

have you met my flyswatter?

death can be sudden

my eyes were too big

i am one with the desserts

now i must digest