Dean Marcus "Lioncage" Dantonio to Hokey HamArbor: "6 points... 7 sacks…. girlyman defense, -47 yards rushing. Fat, wet and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

*Dean Marcus "Lioncage" Dantonio  to Hokey HamArbor:    "6 points... 7 sacks…. girlyman defense, -47 yards rushing.

Fat, wet and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

*Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?

Flounder: [drunk] Hello!

Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...

[sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]