In what may be a case of a Russian lawmaker mistakenly being under the impression that The Boys from Brazil was a DIY self-help film, and not a political thriller, a member of the nation’s Duma is floating the idea of mailing President Vladimir Putin’s “genetic material” to every citizen of the Federation.
As reported by the Business Standard (of New Delhi, India) and also by the New York Daily News, both on Nov. 8, 2014, as if the forcible seizing of the Crimea wasn’t enough, there is officially on the table a proposition to proliferate the progeny of the pint-sized president via the postal system.
Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina, the Chairwoman of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s Affairs, Children and Family formally introduced to the Russian Parliament, technically known as the State Duma, a proposal to impregnate just as many Russian women as humanly possible by mail.
Possibly unwittingly proving that when it comes to the age-old battle between email and snail mail, there are still certain things snail mail proves to be far the superior. Case in point, Mizoulina’s asking the Duma “Every citizen of Russia will receive by mail the genetic material of the President to get pregnant from him and have a baby.”
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