Like a crippled boy with asthma, tonight’s Earth Hour crept up on us slowly.
Fairfax has barely bothered to promote its annual darkness festival, and the usual Earth Hour boosterism from the ABC and others is utterly absent.
It’s almost as though people aren’t excited any more about turning their lights off for 60 minutes.
We usually celebrate an Hour of Power to counter this pathetic caper, but at this point, with Earth Hour shunned even by its friends, such a celebration seems almost cruel.
Earth Hour is now the Johnny No Mates of global climate activism, and we should pity it. Therefore this site will not hold an Hour of Power.
Besides, during the time in question, I’ll be at the football. Under lights.
TOP DEFINITION
jonny no matesA man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.
Bob is a jonny no mates
No comments:
Post a Comment