UCSB's 'White Student Union' releases hilarious 'list of demands'

UCSB's 'White Student Union' releases hilarious 'list of demands' - The College Fix:
Among the demands? 
Banning Charlie Sheen- and pirate-themed parties
...Taken from the group’s Facebook page:
We, students of Europe@n descent at UCSB, refuse to accept the negative social climate created towards our peers of Europe@n descent and other marginalized groups.
...We as a compassionate student body have gathered to address the legacy of oppression against persons of Europe@n descent (PED) on campus.
If these goals are not initiated within the next quarter, and completed by the second week of Winter Quarter, we will organize and respond by respectfully complaining....root out and punish any and all forms of speech that are deemed offensive to students of Europe@n descent, including but not limited to:
“Cracker,” “Stupid white people”; “OMG, you are so white”; “Where are you from?”; “No, I mean like what part of Europe?”; “Wow, I bet you get sunburned really easily!”; “you wouldn’t understand because you’re white”; “don’t eat this; it’s too spicy for you”; “honky” (and any variants thereof); “Surrendering like a Frenchman!”; and so forth.
WE DEMAND that UCSB and campus police immediately prohibit on pain of expulsion and imprisonment any future parties and other festivities at UCSB or in Isla Vista that have the following (non-exhaustive list of) themes that may further marginalize and trigger white identities and white-identified students:
Charlie Sheen Theme;
a France Theme;
a Britain Theme;
a St. Patrick’s Day Theme..."
Funny stuff..... chilling too.
Cuz it's real on our campuses.