"It happened again but to tell the story I have to admit something a bit embarrassing.
My gas meter on my car doesn’t work.
I could get it fixed but it seems like a waste when I only need to calculate gas use carefully.
I don’t always, which means I sometimes just run out, at inconvenient times.
This happened yesterday, so I had to get a can of gas from the local car shop.
I started to pour it in.
But, hmmm, this is strange.
I tilted it up and tried to jam it in.
I waited.
Then I noticed gas pouring all down the side of the car.
So I pulled it out and experimented by pouring it on the ground.
There was some weird contraption on the outside and it wasn’t clear how it worked.
I poured more and more on the ground.
Some got on my shoe.
Some got on my hands.
Some got on my suit.
Gas was everywhere really — everywhere but in the tank.
It was a gassy mess.
If someone had lit a match, I would have been a goner.
...Then government “fixed” the gas can.
Why?
Because of the environmental hazards that come with spilled gas.
You read that right.
In other words, the very opposite resulted.
Now you cannot buy a decent can anywhere.
You can look forever and not find a new one.
Instead you have to go to garage sales.
But actually people hoard old cans.
There is a burgeoning market in kits to fix the can..."
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