Still waiting for a liberal media epiphany

Still waiting for a liberal media epiphany:
"An epiphany (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphaneia) is an experience of sudden and striking realization.
We voters outside the seaboard citadels of snobbery are still waiting for the Press to return from their celebrated cerebral safari and come to an obvious conclusion: the Democratic Party is the sleazebag party.  
The liars, the liars by omission, the sexual abusers, the Russian conspirators, and the cheaters are almost exclusively from the left. 
This makes them contented fellow travelers with our sketchy mainstream media types.
The press has long been in bed with anyone or anything liberal.
Ted Kennedy, a sozzled Weinsteiner and possible liquidator, is their type of guy – a role model for the "do as I say, ignore what I do" crowd.
Hillary Clinton is the media's kind of guy as well.  
She is, of course, the most qualified person ever to lose one kahillion emails from an illegal server while acting as secretary of donations funneled to Bill Clinton for speeches, saxophone recitals, and that oh, so personal touch he is oh, so famous for.  
Oh, and uranium, too.  
Bubba needs his uranium.
...Of course, this all goes nowhere.  
It will all go down the same memory hole as Mary Jo Kopechne.  
How could Hillary Clinton, the DNC, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz possibly
know what all those creepy lawyers they surround themselves with are up to at any given moment?  The press will nod their heads; after all, the Democrats are only human, but the Republicans, they are killers and anti-sciencers, and a lot of bad things..."
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