"Politicians speak in platitudes.
Politicians like to give speeches, you might have noticed—and modern communication makes it easier than ever for their speeches to reach a broad audience.
But in today's fast-paced world, who has the time to watch or read them all?
As a public service, herewith a major time-saver: a distilled version of every speech you can expect to hear over the next 12 months.
No need to send thanks—just cash.""Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you very much.
It is so great to be here in (locality), home of the (hometown team). Go, (mascot)!
My friends, we stand at a crossroads.
This is a defining moment for our (city / state / nation). We face many challenges, and there are no easy answers.
We have (come a long way / achieved a great deal), but there is still much to do.
There are those who say we are not up to the task.
There are those who want to turn back the clock. But I believe that if we work together, there is nothing we cannot achieve.
But to achieve great things, we need bold leadership.
And that is why I am proud to stand before you today and announce my (candidacy / re-election campaign / new program)..."
No need to read on.
You've already heard it.
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