"A new Bingo game with a delicate shithole twist.
It's easy, fun, and now with more ways to get B-I-N-G-O!
Join us for a head-exploding blowout!
Make matches and earn tokens for big foreign aid payouts.
Don't try to alter a bingo card - it's not worth it.
Play it safe by following the rules and be sure to look for special handouts; any extra printed rules supersede previous rules.
To be a player, your country must match one or more of the following qualifications:- People eat pigeons and rats
- Nobody can read or write
- People subsisting on garbage dumps
- Honor killings
- Trash everywhere
- Ebola
- Houses made from mud, sticks, and a tarp
- Child soldiers
- Hyperinflation
- Gangs more powerful than government
- Refugees emigrating
- Gays thrown off rooftops
- Child marriage
- Open-air slave markets
- Rape albinos to cure AIDS
- Live on less than $2/day
- Cholera
- Genital Mutilation
- Recent coup
- Children swimming in sewage
- Civil War
- Malaria
- Child prostitution
- Genocide"
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