"I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white into a working, two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged," a racist & responsible for slavery."

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• I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white into a working, two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged," a racist & responsible for slavery.
• By today's standards I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.
• I went to school & always held a job. But I now find out that I didn’t earn it myself because I was somehow "advantaged.”
• I am a Christian and not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
• I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of a vast gun lobby.
• I doubt almost everything the "main stream" media tells me, which makes me a right-wing conspiracy nut.
• I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.
• I believe in hard work and fair compensation, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
• I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom of outcome, which makes me a borderline sociopath.
• I believe in the defense and protection of America for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.
• I am proud of our American flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, and I stand and salute during our National Anthem, so I must be a racist.