Yes, The Bee...but also our future?-----White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday | The Babylon Bee

White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday | The Babylon Bee

"WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Press Secretary Jen Psaki reminded Americans that they must turn in their permission slips for eating a delicious grilled July 4th hot dog by this Friday.

...Dr. Fauci later clarified that even though permission slips are being issued, eating hotdogs is "probably a bad idea" and you shouldn't do it...Read all.