Yes, the Bee. Or is it!-----7 Signs Your Kid Might Be Learning CRT At School | The Babylon Bee

7 Signs Your Kid Might Be Learning CRT At School | The Babylon Bee

"We all know that CRT is simply the honest teaching of American history. It's also a niche legal theory that is only taught in college. It's also an arbitrary label that racists use to slander everything they don't like. It's also the only way to make sure your elementary school kids don't grow up thinking slavery is good. Wow! 

Are you confused? You probably are. Whiteness has that effect on people. We're here to help.

So how can you know your kids are being taught CRT in school? Here are the 7 signs: 

1) They call your boss to tell how racist you are: If your kid tries to get you canceled because you perpetuate systems of oppressive whiteness by treating all races equally--which is totally racist-- they might be learning CRT. 

2) They segregate all their stuffed animals by fur color: Kids who have been taught CRT know the value of creating segregated, decolonized spaces for their stuffies of color to play without white harassment...Read all.