"ATLANTA, GA—According to an anonymous source within the organization, CNN has quietly reset their counter that measures the days since one of their employees committed a sex crime back to zero. 
"I don't think we've ever made it past one day," said the source. "Well, I take that back—I think we made it for two days sometime last spring."
This seems to confirm what many on the outside have come to suspect—that CNN is a roiling cauldron of disgusting sexual abuse that would make the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah blush...Read all!
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