"Ever since Justice Stephen Bryer announced his retirement from the Supreme Court, the President has been feverishly sifting through binders full of black women in search of the next great SCOTUS nominee...
DISCLAIMER: The following list of names and comments are taken verbatim from Biden's list and do not reflect the views of The Babylon Bee.
- Michelle Obama: Barack will kill me if I don't nominate her.
- Rachel Dolezal: A woman who is also black.
- Whoopi Goldberg: She was a nun. That'll help me look Catholic! Actually– maybe we can just replace the whole court with The View. Gotta' ask Jill.
Xi Jinping: We already have a good working relationship.- Donald Trump: The only way to keep him from running for President.
- Kamala Harris: The only way to keep her from killing me. Plus, she's black! (Editor's Note: The word 'black' was circled three times)...Read all!
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