Michael Smith--"Due to supply chain disruptions, my next order of trenchant doesn't get here until Thursday."

Michael Smith
"I would love to offer you some trenchant analysis of current events but due to the oversupply of absurdity and idiocy, my bag of trenchant ran out yesterday with the news that

• 
  Jen Psaki thinks the oil shortage is caused by the oil companies, 
• Mayor Pete says the solution to high oil prices is to just buy an electric car, 
• Biden is talking to the Maduro government about buying oil, 
• the Russians are negotiating with the Iranians on our behalf and 
• the Biden regime thinks it is a good idea to send Kamala Harris, a woman who hasn't spoken a coherent sentence in three years, on a tour of Eastern Europe to calm things down.

Due to supply chain disruptions, my next order of trenchant doesn't get here until Thursday."