Let Dumb Institutions Like Sports Illustrated Commit Suicide

Let Dumb Institutions Like Sports Illustrated Commit Suicide

"...But it taught us nothing except that we had better things to do than spend money watching big screen heifers frolic in IMAX. 

Her movies sank like a boat she was sailing in, and the money guys forced a rethink. 

She disappeared overnight, and now the “Barbie” movie role is not going to Amy Schumer but to Margot Robbie.
Really, Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie...

• The Sports Illustrated cover zeppelin was just another attempt to show us squares that our bourgeois tastes are unacceptable. 

...Maybe the fact that magazines are dying makes it easier for weirdos to run them, since people interested in the future are fleeing......My super-secret email address is kurt.schlichter@townhall.com.