Rumors about the controversial Project 2025 have been all over the news recently, but have you taken the time to learn what Project 2025 actually contains?
The Babylon Bee obtained the following list of the most nefarious and horrifying top-secret plans included in Project 2025:
Put Kid Rock's face on the 20-dollar bill: Destroying democracy AND defacing our currency.
Make Democrats scrub the floor of the Capital while singing ‘It's a Hard Knock Life' while the Republicans chill like Miss Hannigan from Annie: Blatant partisan cruelty. It'll be like reliving the horrors of Jan 6 every day.
Mandate praying five times a day while facing Mar-a-Lago: Literal theocracy.
Eliminate 2,371 of the current 2,373 genders: Literal genocide.
Install the Fourth and Fifth Reichs: That's more Reichs than even Hitler installed...
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