Your Government, Ladies and Gentlemen! FEMA Tells NC Town It Can't Help Because of 'Road Closed' Signs

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Amy Curtis

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"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan rightly called that sentence the nine most terrifying words in the English language. 

And it's true.
But here's FEMA -- the government -- unable to help people in North Carolina.