Taxpayer funded insanity!-----Speaking of gobbledy-gook: here is the abstract of perhaps the stupidest paper I have ever read

"The article aims to transform narratives surrounding Utah’s Great Salt Lake...by reimagining how brine shrimp are perceived in science, culture, and art. Scientists Skeptical of Anthropogenic Global Warming - Julius Sanks 

• It introduces the concept of hydrosexuality to bridge these realms, thereby enriching feminist blue posthumanities and feminist biology through art-based practices and queer advocacy. 
• By navigating the environmental narrative of the GSL, the hydrosexual perspective challenges settler science by exploring the connections between the reproductive system of brine shrimp and the economy, ecology and culture...
• Furthermore, this cultural analysis draws inspiration from low trophic theory and Queer Death Studies...