Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Governor Newscum is being accused of being poorly prepared for a threat that makes an annual appearance in CA. - Patricia Anthone

NOT SO! Newscum prepared carefully...to turn the next windblown brushfire into a conflagration hell-scape by taking the following, well-thought-out actions: 
1.) drained 4 reservoirs and removed dams to accommodate fish
2.) prevented removal of deadwood from forests because it provides housing for mice
3.) reduced firefighting budget
4.) gave "excess" firefighting equipment to UKRAINE
5.) implemented DEI hiring to ensure an ALL LESBIAN leadership team for the LAFD (because all-lesbian leadership is diverse, right?)
  • Don't be accusing the governor of failing to prepare for fire season! 
  • He was exceptionally well prepared to ensure the greatest possible destruction.

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