Thursday, January 16, 2014

Why Bridgegate made headlines but Obama’s IRS scandal didn't

Instapundit » Blog Archive » ANALYSIS: Why Bridgegate made headlines but Obama’s IRS scandal didn’t. Government officials…:

Government officials and political operatives working for Christie, for weird and petty reasons, chose to make traffic worse. That’s the takeaway. When they are reminded of the fact that people working on Christie’s behalf thought it was a good political game to mire tens of thousands of their fellow Americans in the nightmarish gridlock that is a daily dreaded prospect for tens of millions, they will be discomfited by that and by the politician in whose name it was done.
And yet, you know what is also something everybody would find “relatable”? Politicians who sic the tax man on others for political gain. Everybody has to deal with the IRS and fears it. Last year, we learned from the Internal Revenue Service itself that it had targeted ideological opponents of the president for special scrutiny and investigation — because they were ideological opponents.
That’s juicy, just as Bridgegate is juicy. It’s something we can all understand, it speaks to our greatest fears, and it’s the sort of thing TV newspeople could gab about for days on end without needing a fresh piece of news to keep it going.
And yet, according to Scott Whitlock of the Media Research Center, “In less than 24 hours, the three networks have devoted 17 times more coverage to a traffic scandal involving Chris Christie than they’ve allowed in the last six months to Barack Obama’s Internal Revenue Service controversy.”
Why? Oh, come on, you know why. Christie belongs to one political party. Obama belongs to the other. You know which ones they belong to. And you know which ones the people at the three networks belong to, too: In surveys going back decades, anywhere from 80% to 90% of Washington’s journalists say they vote Democratic.
Scandals are not just about themselves; they are about the media atmosphere that surrounds them. They are perpetuated and deepened by the attention of journalists, whose relentless pursuit of every angle keeps the story going. That is exactly what has been missing from the IRS scandal from its outset; Republicans in Congress have been the dogged pursuers, not the press.
They’re not the Fourth Estate. They’re the Praetorian Guard.

I sure they got a great plan to make them young scofflaws pay up....right?--------Obamacare Slipping: Low Youth Enrollment Will Drive Prices Higher

Obamacare Slipping: Low Youth Enrollment Will Drive Prices Higher | Truth Revolt:
Reuters is reporting that youth enrollment into Obamacare has missed its target. If this trend continues, it will only mean one thing - higher premiums to cover the gap.
Youth enrollment at only 24 percent means the target was missed by 14 percent, yet the administration remains confident that these numbers will rise. They should hope so, because if not, it will prove what Republicans have warned since the beginning and what the media ignores altogether - Obamacare is too expensive.
One factor that may be keeping young people from signing up is the fact that 3 million are now allowed to stay on their parents' insurance plans. This creates a huge problem for Obamacare because its architects are relying on young and healthy people enrolling to offset the cost of covering older, sicker people. 
This trend is turning out to be a worst-case scenario.
A recent report from the Kaiser Family Foundation said having younger adults make up only 25 percent of enrollees would present a "worst case" scenario. They found that costs then would be about 2.4 percent higher, but insurers would retain a very slim profit margin.
Therefore, insurance premiums will be raised. But this comes as no surprise to anyone paying attention.

Senior UK Defense Advisor: Obama Is Clueless About ‘What He Wants To Do In The World’

Senior UK Defense Advisor: Obama Is Clueless About ‘What He Wants To Do In The World’ - The Daily Beast:
"Sir Hew Strachan, an expert on the history of war, says that the president’s strategic failures in Afghanistan and Syria have crippled America’s position in the world.
President Obama is “chronically incapable” of military strategy and falls far short of his predecessor George W. Bush, according to one of Britain’s most senior military advisors.

Sir Hew Strachan, an advisor to the Chief of the Defense Staff, told The Daily Beast that the United States and Britain were guilty of total strategic failure in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Obama’s attempts to intervene on behalf of the Syrian rebels “has left them in a far worse position than they were before.”"

Cost of Obamacare's insurer bailout program won't be known until summer 2015

Cost of Obamacare's insurer bailout program won't be known until summer 2015 | WashingtonExaminer.com:
"A program to refund insurance companies for losses incurred during the implementation of President Obama’s health care law could impose significant costs on American taxpayers, but under regulations issued by the Department of Health and Human Services, those costs won’t be known until the summer of 2015.

Republicans led by Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida and Rep. Tim Griffin of Arkansas have called for repealing what’s known as the risk corridors program, which has also been described as a bailout of the insurance industry.
Under the program, insurers have to estimate the amount of money they expect to pay out in medical claims each year along with their premium revenue and administrative costs.
Insurers who do significantly better than expected must pay HHS and those who do worse than expected receive money from HHS.
But it's remained an open question how much this could potentially cost."

House easily passes $1T omnibus spending bill with 359-67 vote

House easily passes $1T omnibus spending bill with 359-67 vote | TheHill:
"While most Democrats clearly preferred funding the government over risking a government shutdown, they also complained that the process needs to improve.
“This can be described very charitably as a mixed bag,” said Rep. James McGovern (D-Mass.). “This is a 1,500-page bill that nobody has actually read.”
Yet the bill won even more support than the two-year budget deal it was based on. Ninety-four House members had voted against the budget deal.
Even conservative budget hawk Rep. Mick Mulvaney (R-S.C.), who had signaled he would vote against any bill based on the new budget, voted “yes.”
“When I ran for office in 2010, I told people that I wanted to roll back spending in Washington to 2008 [pre-stimulus] levels,” he said. “I even put that on my flyers. Today, I had the chance to do what I told people I would do if they elected me.”
House Appropriations Committee Chairman Hal Rogers (R-Ky.) said he was surprised by the strong vote

“I’m almost giddy,” he said. “I think it’s a really good demonstration of trying to work across the aisle and across the dome.”"

Only a moron who's NEVER bought insurance, paid taxes, seen a gas or electric bill or bought food could be surprised that there is inflation------US consumer prices up 0.3 pct, most in 6 months

US consumer prices up 0.3 pct, most in 6 months - The Denver Post:
"WASHINGTON—U.S. consumer prices rose last month by the most since June, driven up by higher gas prices, but excluding energy, inflation was tame.
The Labor Department said Thursday that the consumer price index rose a seasonally adjusted 0.3 percent in December, after a flat reading the previous month.

Prices increased 1.5 percent in 2013, down from 1.7 percent in 2012.
That's below the Federal Reserve's target of 2 percent."

They passed it and the MSM still refuses to read it----What You Were Never Told About Obamacare

What You Were Never Told About Obamacare – LewRockwell.com:
"The first is the Reinsurance Program under which large claims are capped for insurers offering individual plans under Obamacare.
Insurers pay for claims up to $45,000, while the Federal government picks up 80% of the costs exceeding $45,000 up to a maximum of $250,000.
This means that Obamacare is a public-private insurance scheme and that we are already half-way to the “single-payer” insurance program that Obama and his left-wing cronies so keenly pine for.
Needless to say, neither President Obama nor the establishment media have publicized this provision of Obamacare."

Teen Pregnancy Rate Drops 45.7 Percent When Planned Parenthood Leaves Town

Teen Pregnancy Rate Drops 45.7 Percent When Planned Parenthood Leaves Town - Saving Our Future:
"A study across the Texas Panhandle, using government statistics from 16 counties, found that the teen pregnancy rates among 13-17-year olds from 1994 through 2010 showed dramatic declines even as Planned Parenthood Federation of America facilities in the region shut down—dwindling from 19 family planning facilities to zero."

Ummm, doesn't pot give ya the munchies? And they're surprised "edibles" are popular among the pot heads?------Edible marijuana sales shattering sales projections in Colorado

7NEWS - Edible marijuana sales shattering sales projections in Colorado - Local Story:
"DENVER - A one-month supply of marijuana edibles, gone in the first three days of January.
That's what the area's largest supplier of marijuana edibles is saying about the incredible demand for the product since recreational sales were legalized in Colorado on Jan. 1.
"We are working hard," said Joe Hodas, chief marketing officer for Dixie Elixirs and Edibles. "We like to call ourselves the future of cannabis."
There is so much demand for edibles right now, they limit customers to two edible products a day at recreational pot shops like LoDo Wellness at 16th St. and Wazee in downtown Denver."

Government against its citizens------Lawmaker calls for Udall investigation over Obamacare numbers

Lawmaker calls for Udall investigation over Obamacare numbers | The Daily Caller
Colorado Republican Rep. Cory Gardner told a Colorado news site that he wants Democratic Sen. Mark Udall investigated for allegedly trying to bully the state insurance commissioner into lowering the number of people whose insurance policies were canceled under Obamacare.

“I think anytime you have an office that is caught red-handed in a hostile phone call where they are trying to change what is recognized as legitimate numbers for political purposes, that’s an inappropriate use of government power,” Gardner told the Colorado Observer.
“It’s clear from the emails the senator wasn’t worried about the 250,000 people who lost their insurance, he wanted to change the numbers so it didn’t look bad.”

Dang it! We're missin' Aspen's Gay Ski Week------Gay Ski Week’s Laugh Whore

Gay Ski Week’s Laugh Whore | Aspen Daily News Online:

Obama to Dems: I'll act with or without Congress

Obama to Dems: I'll act with or without Congress - Yahoo News:
"WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama has told Senate Democrats he plans to use his executive authority to act in 2014 when Congress stands in his way."

VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel Rails on Obamacare and Uninformed Young People

VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel Rails on Obamacare and Uninformed Young People | Conservative Outfitters:
"(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

ALEX: Hi. I'm Alex, and this is my wife Martha, and we're both approaching the big 6-0.

MARTHA: And we have health care issues to deal with.

ALEX: I take blood pressure medication.

MARTHA: And Levitra.

ALEX: Yes. And Martha’s got beta blockers and something for her osteoporosis. And it’s not cheap.

MARTHA: But fortunately we don't have to pay for it.

ALEX: No, you do.

MARTHA: That’s right. You young people are paying for our drugs and our doctors.

ALEX: Not to mention our Social Security and our Medicare when we retire to Boca. And you know why?

MARTHA: Because you don't vote.

ALEX: And we do.

MARTHA: That’s right. Hope you enjoy that Burning Guy festival.

ALEX: Come on, Martha, let's go find that Levitra.

MARTHA: Oh, Alex!

ANNOUNCER: The Affordable Care Act. Next time, maybe pick up a newspaper.

(END VIDEO CLIP)"

WeMog Friday!

Come out to Pigeon Creek Park and ski or snow shoe. Friday Jan 17 at 1:00p.m.

Directions: 
US31 south of Grand Haven  to Stanton Rd and go east to park. Grand Rapids Folks, Lake Michigan Dr to 120th (by the Yellow Jacket) and go south to Stanton Rd and then West to Park
Or:
Car Pool: Hile Rd Park and Ride at US31 and I-96 at 12:15pm 
See you there

Plus:

Pancake Breakfast 
Saturday Jan 18 2014
Breakfast: 8:00 am - 11:00 am 
Crockery Township Hall, Nunica
17421  112th Ave. 

All proceeds will be used towards the $25,000 needed to match the Grant from the Loutit foundation to complete the purchase of lane for the bicycle path.
Adult: $5.00
Kids: 5-12 years $3.00
Under 4: Free

Donations may also be made to:
Crockery Citizens Committee
P.O. Box 255

Nunica MI 49448

We can stop this...only if we expend some effort...... wanna bet?-----America's Dwindling Economic Freedom

Terry Miller: America's Dwindling Economic Freedom - WSJ.com:
"World economic freedom has reached record levels, according to the 2014 Index of Economic Freedom, released Tuesday by the Heritage Foundation and The Wall Street Journal.
But after seven straight years of decline, the U.S. has dropped out of the top 10 most economically free countries."

Amazing what competition will do-----AC Casino Revenue Below $3B; 1st Time in 22 Years

AC Casino Revenue Below $3B; 1st Time in 22 Years - ABC News:
"Atlantic City's casino revenue fell below $3 billion last year for the first time in 22 years, as increasing competition in the northeastern U.S. continued to shrink the market.
....It marked the seventh straight year of plunging gambling revenue for Atlantic City, which won $5.2 billion in 2006. 
That was the year the first of what would become 12 Pennsylvania casinos opened, cutting deeply into a market the New Jersey resort town once called its own."

Gimme a break-----Marijuana amnesty boxes going up at Colorado Springs Airport

Marijuana amnesty boxes going up at Colorado Springs Airport:
"Amnesty boxes are going up at the Colorado Springs airport for those who didn't realize that it's illegal to carry pot on a plane.

Under the Colorado law legalizing recreational marijuana, it is legal to leave the drug in a parked car at the airport.
Bringing marijuana inside is, however, prohibited.
Officials are encouraging people to leave their marijuana behind, but they also want to help people who broke the law and don't want to miss their flights.
Installation of the boxes begins on Wednesday.

According to KKTV-TV (http://tinyurl.com/mju3yna ), the ban on pot at the airport applies to both recreational and medical marijuana.
If passengers are caught trying to bring pot onto a plane, they could face up to $2,500 in fines and possible jail time."

Your tax dollars at work----CU sociology professor Patti Adler, who teaches deviant behavior class, is retiring - Local Story

7NEWS - CU sociology professor Patti Adler, who teaches deviant behavior class, is retiring - Local Story
"BOULDER, Colo. - A University of Colorado professor who was briefly barred from teaching a course called "Deviance in U.S. Society" says she is retiring.

The Boulder Daily Camera reported Tuesday sociology professor Patti Adler plans to teach the course this semester and again in May and then retire.

University officials ordered Adler to stop teaching the class in December, saying a role-playing skit on prostitution might have created a hostile environment for students who didn't want to participate. The university relented after an executive committee in the sociology department reviewed and cleared the class."

Michigan chair company founder sues after falling out of chair

Michigan chair company founder sues after falling out of chair | The Detroit News:
Grand Rapids — The founder of a Michigan chair company is suing another furniture company after falling out of a chair and hurting his back.
The lawsuit says David Miller was attending a staff meeting at Grand Rapids Chair in 2012 when he leaned down to pick up a pencil. 
A chair leg broke, sending Miller crashing to the concrete floor.
Miller says sharp pain in his lower back prevented him from continuing to serve as president of the Grand Rapids-area company. 
A lawsuit filed Monday in Grand Rapids federal court seeks more than $75,000.
The lawsuit accuses U.S. Furniture of making a defective chair. 
The California-based company said no one was available to speak to a reporter Tuesday.

History for January 16 -

History for January 16 - On-This-Day.com
Happy Birthday! A.J. Foyt
1547 - Ivan the Terrible was crowned Czar of Russia.

1866 - Mr. Everett Barney patented the metal screw, clamp skate. 


1919 - The 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibited the sale or transportation of alcoholic beverages, was ratified. It was later repealed by the 21st Amendment. 


1920 - Prohibition went into effect in the U.S. 









1944 - General Dwight D. Eisenhower took command of the Allied invasion force in London. 


1970 - Colonel Muammar el-Quaddafi became virtual president of Libya.

 

1979 - The Shah of Iran and his family fled Iran for Egypt. 


1988 - Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder was fired as a CBS sports commentator one day after telling a TV station in Washington, DC, that, during the era of slavery, blacks had been bred to produce stronger offspring. 


In 1991, the first Gulf War began as Allied forces launched a major air strike against Iraq (Desert Storm).


2002 - The U.N. Security Council unanimously adopted sanctions against Osama bin Laden, his terror network and the remnants of the Taliban. The sanctions required that all nations impose arms embargoes and freeze their finances. 


Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Sarah Palin's father harassed by IRS six times since 2008

Blog: Sarah Palin's father harassed by IRS six times since 2008:
"The problems with a politicized IRS may be far more serious than we have yet suspected. Sarah Palin's brother Chuck Heath, Jr. posted the following on his Facebook account January 11th:
 "My father, who worked multiple jobs and faithfully and honestly paid his taxes for fifty years, had never heard a word from the IRS. 
In 2008, his daughter was tapped to run for vice president of the United States. 
Since that time, he has been, in his words "horribly harassed" six times by the agency. 
They've tried to dig up something on him but he's always operated above board."

We allow the voice of al Qaeda into our homes----The Warped Priorities of the American Press

The Warped Priorities of the American Press:
In a shocking development, the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., has put its weight and prestige behind the bogus “news organization” Al Jazeera and its reporters, now jailed in Egypt, for associating with the pro-terrorist Muslim Brotherhood.

A statement issued by the NPC callsfor the “immediate release” of “imprisoned Al Jazeera journalists” in Egypt, but fails to take into account the pro-terrorist nature of this so-called “independent” news organization and its documented links to the Muslim Brotherhood.


NPC President Angela Greiling Keane, whose name appears on the statement, is a reporter for Bloomberg News who mostly covers transportation issues and has no record of expertise in foreign affairs. Her bio says, “She’s written about topics ranging from Chevrolet Volt fires to Toyota’s lobbyist revolving door to the Postal Service buying too many Simpsons cartoon stamps.”

In numerous articles going back several years, Accuracy in Media has documented the ties between Al Jazeera and the Muslim Brotherhood and other terrorist organizations. Indeed, anti-Al Jazeera posters had appeared in Egypt saying, “A bullet kills a man, a lying camera kills a nation.” Fear of the channel’s influence among jihadists and its ties to terrorists led the new government to close the channel—after 22 staffers had quit in disgust over its pro-Muslim Brotherhood bias—and then to arrest several remaining staffers.

Al Jazeera is best known to Americans as the voice of al Qaeda before and after 9/11. However, it now has an affiliate, Al Jazeera America, in as many as 50 million U.S. homes, anddemanding even more access to the U.S. media market.

Morons of the media--Marcus Luttrell Gets In Heated Interview On CNN

American Military News |:
"Marcus Luttrell, former Navy SEAL and author of “Lone Survivor” and new movie featuring actor Mark Walhberg recently sat down to conduct a promotional interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper.
The interview quickly got heated when Tapper said “it seemed senseless.”
Luttrell responded with “So you’re telling me because we were over there doing what we were told by our country, that it was senseless? And my guys, what? They died for nothing?”
Click link to watch the full interview and leave a comment and let us know what you think about the video!"

A nuclear South Africa.... "mentored" by Putin?-------------How Putin Conquered South Africa

How Putin Conquered South Africa | Zero Hedge
In the global war for energy supremacy, Russia has won another victory over the United States.
This time, the battleground has been South Africa, where Russia's state-owned nuclear power company, Rosatom, has just signed an agreement to build eight new reactors. Once all of them are operational, South Africa's nuclear capacity will increase more than sixfold - from 1.8 gigawatts (GW) to 11.4 GW over the next 15 years.
This means that Russia will help develop the entirety of South Africa's nuclear energy sector, including financing and training.
And just as importantly, South Africa will be using Russia's nuclear fuel.
Rosatom has been busy signing these types of deals with other foreign countries as well—Finland, Turkey, Ukraine, even the United Kingdom—which guarantees that Russia will be able to keep a stranglehold on these countries' nuclear industries.
The strategy is clear: Rosatom is aiming to become the world's largest supplier of uranium in the coming years.
Remember what we said about the ongoing "Putinization" of Europe's oil and gas; how Russia is planning to leverage its control over Europe's energy to gain political and economic benefits?
The same thing is happening in uranium, except the stakes are even higher—because Putin is now looking to dominate the global nuclear market.
Russia and the former Soviet nations (colloquially called "the -stans") already control nearly half of the world's uranium supply:

There's no place quite like home in college basketball

There's no place quite like home in college basketball - ESPN:
"Bring earplugs if you go to the Breslin Center"
"There's just something about the Breslin Center.
There are certainly more nostalgic venues throughout college basketball -- Cameron Indoor, Rupp Arena, the Phog, Assembly Hall, etc.
But I've always enjoyed the Breslin Center. It's one of the country's best home environments. It helps that the Michigan State fan base loves the game. And the love tends to grow in this sport the more a team wins."

There WAS some good news. Now there ain't----Tracking the same US taxpayers over time shows significant income mobility from 1996 to 2005

Tracking the same US taxpayers over time shows significant income mobility from 1996 to 2005 | AEIdeas:
incomemob1The two charts above display some of the authors’ key findings on the high degree of income mobility for US taxpayers between 1996 – 2005, taken from Table 2 of their paper and summarized below for various income quintiles and income groups:

1. More than 56% of taxpayers (100% – 43.7%) in the lowest income quintile in 1996 had moved to a higher quintile by 2005 

The ‘crime’ of the IRS

The ‘crime’ of the IRS | New York Post:
Only days after we learned the Obama administration had appointed an Obama donor to head investigations into the IRS targeting of conservative organizations, we now have a leak from law enforcement saying the FBI doesn’t expect to file criminal charges.
...Without the evidence, we’re not in a position to say. But criminal liability never been our priority. All along our position has been that federal agencies such as the IRS should be held accountable the way the Founders intended: through our democratic system.
.....Maybe the FBI is right, that it’s just all a big misunderstanding, that IRS officials were only at the White House for Easter Egg rolls. Even so, our Constitution doesn’t leave accountability to the judgement of the FBI. To the contrary, our system holds that the American people, through their elected representatives in Congress, have the right to know what their government is doing.
In short, if the threat of criminal charges has in fact been removed, there’s no more excuse for Lois Lerner not to tell us, under oath, what she was apparently afraid to say in May.

We pay these morons to teach our children?---------Chicago Teachers Union invites Jeremiah Wright to be keynote speaker for MLK Day event

Chicago Teachers Union invites Jeremiah Wright to be keynote speaker for MLK Day event - EAGnews.org powered by Education Action Group Foundation, Inc.
Some of Wright’s gems, provided by DiscovertheNetworks.org:
    • “Racism is how this country was founded and how this country is still run! … We [Americans] believe in white supremacy and black inferiority and believe it more than we believe in God.”
    • “African Americans don’t run anything in the Capital except elevators.”
    • “We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands [who died on 9/11] in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye. We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”
    • “The government gives [black people] the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.’ No, no, no, God damn America, that’s in the Bible for killing innocent people! God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human! God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme!”

House Republicans morphing into Nancy Pelosi---About to Vote on Trillion-Dollar Spending Bill They Haven’t Read

House Republicans About to Vote on Trillion-Dollar Spending Bill They Haven’t Read | Power Line:
 Here it is, all 2,860 pages, including explanatory statements:
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The House is expected to vote on the omnibus spending bill tomorrow, less than 48 hours after copies became available. No one will have read the law; this is government by press release.

Devil Baby Attack

Devil Baby Attack - YouTube: ""

'via Blog this'

Tracy too lazy to make a blog so I'll post it for him.

Men

By Tracy K. Lorenz
January 14, 2014 

I’m quite often accused of writing negative comments about women and their general appearance, most (all) of these complaints came from, not surprisingly, women. So here you go ladies, a column about men written by the most heterosexual guy you’ll ever meet.

One of the big differences between men and women is when women look in the mirror they tend to focus on the negative, a woman could be an absolute goddess but she will invariably see a toad looking back at her. She’ll notice her one hair out of place or a misplaced dimple and her day is ruined. Guys on the other hand always think they look goooood, guys will suck in their gut, do a little flex, and look around for a stick to fend off the supermodels. A guy can look like a squid eating a mayonnaise sandwich but in his eyes Brad Pitt is nothing but a whipped poser.

Speaking of sucking in your gut, that subject came up a lot when talking to women. Surprisingly few find it attractive and even fewer fell for the ruse. “Guts” were put into three very distinct categories:

The Beach Ball: Round and abnormally solid, the beach ball gut seems to grow faster than the skin can keep up, it seems time lapse photos would look almost like Jiffy Pop. Guys who sport the “Beach Ball” tend to come back with incredibly unoriginal retorts involving “tools” and “kegs” when their stomach is mentioned. These men also tend to have disproportionately skinny legs giving them the appearance of a caramel apple.

The Pear: These poor guys always look like they're melting, they have a daily fight with gravity that they will never win. Their stomach doesn’t just face forwards, it sort of envelops them like the fur on Santa’s hat. On the plus side “Pears” tend to be good dancers and can hit golf balls really far, neither of which will help them get a date.

The Beach Walker: Not to be confused with The Beach Ball, the Beach Walker sucks his gut in like he’s running from a chemical spill. What he doesn’t realize is NO ONE is faked out, especially when he lies down, releases his breath, and looks for all the world like an octopus lying on a towel. 

But men will go to great lengths to disguise these physical anomalies if need be, according to the women talked to the worst ploy is wearing a giant, thigh length, Sports Jersey. Believe it or not women aren't all that attracted to what appears to be a Red-Wing-Sponsored fumigation tent. Remember in old movies where they’d show a guy with his head sticking out of one of those sweat boxes? You look a little like that. 

Another look that women didn’t seem overly drawn to is the newly developed “Duck Dynasty” couture. Here’s the deal, see those raggedy looking Robertson boys in their unkempt beards and camo pants? See how they have hot wives? That’s because…THEY’RE MILLIONAIRES! You, sadly, are not.

Then of course we have the men who wear clothes loyal to a particular brand or product and somehow try to assume a personality based on a motorcycle manufactured in Mexico but “assembled” in Milwaukee or a car brand known as a “Bow-Tie” even though the actual Chevrolet emblem is the exact opposite of a bow tie. 

These guys also tend to call their outfits “Gear” because if they paid those inflated prices to advertise a product they aren’t being compensated for and called them “clothes” they’d look a bit feeble minded.

Same goes for the Wal-Mart Wolverines.

But what kills me is when I hear guys comment after women walk by and are out of earshot. Invariably a discussion will start over if the guy would (ahem) “date” the woman. I always want to inject that the argument is moot because not only wouldn’t the woman “date” you, she’d probably mace you faster than Quick Draw McGraw. As near as I can tell all guys think they are attractive to all women all the time.

And that, in a nutshell, is the true beauty of men. We are myopic beasts and ever the optimists. A guy can look in a mirror and see an Adonis where a balding sea-goat actually stands. Hair a little thin? Comb it over! Didn’t take a shower? Wear a hat! It’s like we’re David Blain only NO ONE is fooled by the tricks. There are no stores called “Tim’s Secret,” we don’t wear “Spanx,” and our shoes offer comfort in lieu of style and do you know why? Because we are dreamers, we can look at a rusty car and see its former glory. We know the next great play is just around the corner, the next Hail Mary is floating our way. We've spent years convincing ourselves that we were once great athletes so convincing ourselves we look good is a snap. So if that hot chick who is hopelessly out of our league doesn’t give us a second look that’s her loss not ours because we’re men and our lack of style is just a bitter…reflection.

I'm sure Jr. high kids would NEVER horse around on a chairlift----Birmingham schools suspend Mt. Holly trips after students fall from ski lift

Holy crapoli!
I was a Derby Jr High kid when they bused me to Mt. Holly back in the pre-Gorebal Warming days.

Birmingham schools suspend Mt. Holly trips after students fall from ski lift | The Detroit News:
"The Birmingham Public School District has canceled a ski trip to Mt. Holly on Thursday after an incident last week in which three students fell from a lift and were injured at the northern Oakland County resort.

The Derby Middle School students sustained injuries that included broken bones in the Jan. 9 incident, according to district spokeswoman Marcia Wilkinson."

Omnibus Spending Bill Continues Funding Food Stamp Ads in Mexico

Omnibus Spending Bill Continues Funding Food Stamp Ads in Mexico:

The omnibus spending bill before Congress continues to fund U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) advertising programs for food stamps in foreign countries like Mexico, Breitbart News has learned.

The bill was hashed out between House Appropriations Committee chairman Rep. Hal Rogers (R-KY) and Senate Appropriations Committee chairwoman Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-MD). The funding will continue despite claims in a document the House Appropriations Committee published that the bill contains a “prohibition” on such programs. Page three of this press document states regarding food stamps that the omnibus spending bill contains a "prohibition on advertisements or outreach with foreign governments."
The entire paragraph that contains that statement reads: 
Requirements for the Secretary of Agriculture to help weed out and eliminate waste, fraud, and abuse in the SNAP program – including a directive to ban fraudulent vendors, and a prohibition on advertisements or outreach with foreign governments.
However, upon reading through the text of the bill and the bill summary explanatory document, there is no such “prohibition” included in it. Instead, the explanatory document that Rogers published just states that USDA is “strongly discouraged” from advertising food stamps programs with foreign governments.

Feel good video of the week!----Store owner knocks out robber with a baseball bat! (Original Video)

Watch it to the end and be happy.
"2 masked man entered our store at around 1:30 June 31, 
weapons used: knife and crowbar
the knocked out robber defecated and urinated (nasty cleanup)
he was bleeding quite a bit out of his head, he reportedly spent a week in the hospital.
Calgary, Alberta (Canada)"


The NSA Can't Tell Bernie Sanders If It's Spying On Him, Because That Would Violate His Privacy

The NSA Can't Tell Bernie Sanders If It's Spying On Him, Because That Would Violate His Privacy:
"WASHINGTON -- The National Security Agency has told Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) that it can not answer his question about whether it collects information on members of Congress because doing so would violate the law.

In a letter to Sanders, which was obtained by The Huffington Post, Gen. Keith Alexander, who heads the agency, insisted that nothing the NSA "does can fairly be characterized as 'spying on Members of Congress or American elected officials.'"
But Alexander wouldn't go more in depth than that, arguing that he would be violating the civilian protections of the program if he did."

And this is "success"?------HHS: 5.6M of 6M Who Signed Up on Exchanges Will Get Federal Funding

What would get the media to call it what it really is: a "failure of galactic proportions"?
Though "Obamacare" is the new Edsel".
HHS: 5.6M of 6M Who Signed Up on Exchanges Will Get Federal Funding | CNS News:
In their first three months of operation, the federal and state health-insurance marketplaces created under the Affordable Care Act—AKA Obamacare--have signed up 5,572,305 people who qualify to get federal funding for their health care, either through Medicaid or through an insurance premium subsidy, according to data released by the Department of Health and Human Service.
Those 5,572,305 are part of the “6 million Americans” HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said today have used the exchanges to sign up for health insurance or Medicaid.
However, some of these people, as noted by CNNMoney, were already on Medicaid.
Today, HHS released a report on the number of people who from October through December signed up for health insurance plans through the marketplaces.
The report says that, as of the end of December, 2,153,421 individuals had signed up for private health care plans.
Of these, HHS had data on whether or not 2,082,840 had qualified for federal financial assistance in purchasing their plan.
Of those 2,082,840, some 1,646,237—or 79 percent--did qualify for federal assistance

Do they know what happens to bond values when interest rates go up?--------------Bonds captivate $16 trillion of pensions

No worries.
If they belly up, the taxpayer will borrow the money from China, put it in the kid's tab and pay the moochers.
What a country!
Bonds captivate $16 trillion of pensions | Crain's Detroit Business:
"Risk off:
"They're taking more equity risk off the table" with fixed-income securities as their funding status improves, Zorast Wadia, an analyst at Milliman, said in a telephone interview. "Pension plans don't want to give back the gains that essentially took over five years to accumulate."

Public and private pension funds in the U.S. added $117 billion of debt securities in the three months ended in September on an annualized basis and sold $135 billion of equities, according to Fed data released on Dec. 9.

The disparity was the greatest since 2008 when comparing third-quarter data on an annual basis.

About 70 percent of companies with defined-benefit plans, or those that provide workers with retirement income based on employment length or salary level, may increase their share of long-term debt securities and other rate-sensitive investments by 2015, based on a November report by Towers Watson, a New York-based pension advisory firm."