I mention this because, earlier this week, a young lady named Keziah Daum tweeted a picture of herself in a Chinese-style prom dress. In the picture, Keziah was standing with her date.
She looked absolutely adorable in the pretty dress and her date was obviously wondering how he got so lucky.
It was a photo to inspire a smile in anyone who feels pleasure at the sight of youth, beauty, life, love, joy or the harmless delights of just being human.
She looked absolutely adorable in the pretty dress and her date was obviously wondering how he got so lucky.
It was a photo to inspire a smile in anyone who feels pleasure at the sight of youth, beauty, life, love, joy or the harmless delights of just being human.
So, you guessed it, leftists were triggered.
"My culture is not your prom dress," tweeted one presumably Asian knucklehead. And plenty of other angry little trolls joined in.
"My culture is not your prom dress," tweeted one presumably Asian knucklehead. And plenty of other angry little trolls joined in.
But actually, they were all wrong, every one of them. Because you know what?
Your culture is her prom dress.
It's also my underpants.
In fact, I have the entire history of the Ming dynasty embroidered on the seat of my jockeys. Occasionally I even dig around back there and use the Prince of Yan to scratch an itch.
The sometimes-tragic and occasionally triumphant journey of black Americans adorns the pouch up front.
Mexicans get the left leg, the Irish the right, and various mixed races are spread across the elastic waist because, you know, they're flexible.
Your culture is her prom dress.
It's also my underpants.
In fact, I have the entire history of the Ming dynasty embroidered on the seat of my jockeys. Occasionally I even dig around back there and use the Prince of Yan to scratch an itch.
The sometimes-tragic and occasionally triumphant journey of black Americans adorns the pouch up front.
Mexicans get the left leg, the Irish the right, and various mixed races are spread across the elastic waist because, you know, they're flexible.
Now none of this is to insult any of these peoples.
It's to insult leftists.
Or more precisely, it's to tell leftists they can pound sand, every one of them.
It's to insult leftists.
Or more precisely, it's to tell leftists they can pound sand, every one of them.
No matter where you're from, no matter what you look like, your culture is not your culture. Your culture is just there and I can appropriate it any time I want for any reason I see fit. Know why?
I'm a free American man, I don't care what you think and I can do whatever I like.
And I like scratching my butt itches with the Prince of Yan..."
Read on!